I Am Made Of Meat

POOL'S CLOSED

2009-01-15T06:32:26Z

GO AWAY I HAVE A NEW ELLJAY NOW. IT IS baykinz. I AM POST DRAWINGS THERE.

cheeseferret @ 2007-05-17T00:02:00

2007-05-16T14:05:30Z

The most brilliant thing ever would be to study animation at uni. How much would that rock?

You have to like have a folio and actually ever hand stuff in ever, though. Dayumn. They're all assessing your ability before you start and shit. HOW DARE THEY EXPECT ME TO HAVE ABILITIEZ XD

Moar picspam

2007-01-22T11:55:04Z

From Saturday night, actually. Lol terrible lighting.

I found this necklace in my drawer. I think I wore it when I was 13.

Same goes for the cute butterfly pin.

You can't really tell, from any of the photos I took, how cute Xanthe's hair looks with these little butterfly clips in.

"Hay Helen what up? I was thinking of today writing mean letters to your brother and signing them with various other people's names. Would you like to help? I need someone to distribute them into places he'll find them. Like your mailbox."

"It looks less suspicious if you're at your mailbox than if I am. Also I can't remember where you live."

"*exasparation*"

"Look, I don't want to have anything to do with your stupid schemes. They're stupid anyway. Like you. Stupid."

"Aww."

"And I hope you have forgotten where I live forever because I do not want you in my house eating my biscuits."

"Awww. Them was some good biscuits."

"*LOOKS CUTE*"

PHOTOSPAM LOL

2007-01-20T09:58:41Z

DISEMBODIED HEADS ARE SPOOKY WOOoooOOOooOOOOooo.

Freckles <3

2007-01-16T13:02:38Z

Yay. Finally redid and re-assembled Xanthe.

On her neck and shoulders too, as well as a few on her back and chest.

This was meant to show off her blushing + freckles on chest, but it didn't show up so great. So now it's just lolz nipples?

Foots lol.

Dressed.

With Daniel the monkey. I like how slouchy she is. I never could get her to do something like that before.

!!!

2006-10-21T06:03:18Z

Fish Machine v. 2.0 BEGINZ. I have it set up to automatically post a comic every Friday until some time in December. I need to clean up my scanz so I can have it set to roll into next year while I ignore it. Victory.

D:

2006-10-07T05:15:32Z

Okay, Panic! At The Disco. Look, I have tried really hard to like you. I have. You have a groovy name and I saw on the tv that you wear masks and top hats and shit. I like musicians in costumes. It's a fact. But my campaign to enjoy you is not getting very far. I think the problem is that you suck too hard. If you could start being less crap, then maybe we could sort this out. I want it to work between us. I do. I really like the top hat.

ASLO I STOLED THIS FROM NETT AND AM FILLING IT OUT NOW. I'M NOT LJ-CUTTING EITHER BECAUSE I AM A REBEL. A REBEL WITH A CAUSE. AND THE CAUSE IS NOT LJ-CUTTING.

1. YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name)
Emily Ablington

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Leo Barley Sugars. OKAY YES MY GRANDMOTHER'S NAME WAS LEO.

3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
T-HUN IN DA HIZZOUSE.

4. YOUR GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
Pink Vulpes. Because that's a better way to say fox.

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Emily Brisbane

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Hunwer Pat. LOLZPAT.

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mum's maiden name spelled backwards)
Ylime Rewop.

8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet's name, the street you grew up on)
Lily Dahlia.

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile your mom drives)
The Pink Carnivale. MY POWER IS FESTIVITY.

10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate)
IT DIDN'T HAVE A MAIN CHARACTER, OKAY? I GUESS QUEEN ELIZABETH FRAMED THE WHOLE THING SO I CHOOSE HER.
Elizabeth Croissant

wtf is wrong with you?

2006-09-30T10:58:14Z

I just saw on the tv an ad for Fergie's solo album. For now, we'll ignore the fact that she's fucking hideous and has never produced anything of musical merit and just focus on the fact that I am pretty sure the cover of that album said "The Dutchess".

Dutchess.

Not duchess.

Dutchess.

EXCUSE ME FERGIE BUT WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN?

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2006-09-27T16:14:34Z

A Manchester Evening News article from the 14th quotes Adam as saying he's working on some demos.

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O ADEL

2006-09-20T03:49:21Z

Y R U IMPOSSIBLE DREAM?????

I will console myself by thinking about the fact that Adel probably has those fucking retarded knees anyway, so I don't REALLY want him. EVEN THOUGH ZOMGZ SMIRK SO CUUUTE.

SOME BITCHING I GUESS

2006-09-10T16:12:05Z

Dear BJD community,

The Wankolocaust was FUCKING LAME. Srsly. I'm glad I missed it because it seems nobody was talking about anything vaguely interesting while it was happening.

Dear Guy Who Makes Skittles (Masterfoods?),

Today (wait, no, yesterday) the vending machine was out of regular Skittles. So I sampled these 'Wild Berry' ones. WTFWTFWTF THOSE ARE FUCKING REVOLTING SKITTLES GUY I TRUSTED YOU.

It's like 2am. I should sleep. BLOLOL TOO MANY PEPSI.

Also I need to win the lottery so I can be hella rich. SEND MONIES TO ME PLZ.

Blolol

2006-09-06T03:30:23Z

I love that I didn't even read the text and I still got the highest mark in the course for my research methods exam. BLOLOL U GUYZ R STOOPID. I hope it was worth lots of %.

But apparently I have to get 60% to pass Great Books II. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?? EVERYTHING ELSE IS 50%. If I knew I had to get 60% beforehand, maybe I would have bothered to finish those in-class essays instead of getting bored and leaving >o> (yesisuckatlife).

RAWR

2006-09-04T13:16:13Z

WHY CAN I NEVER FIND THE FILM I WANT WHEN I GO TO THE VIDEO SHOP OR EVEN TO THE RECORD EXCHANGE WHERE THEY ALSO SELL VIDEOS??? SURELY OTHER PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN A CHEESY ROMANCE FEATURING ADAM ANT AS A LAME VAMPIRE.

Dear Steve,

2006-09-04T10:11:15Z

All those times I joked about you being killed in a freak stingray accident, I totally didn't mean it.

^o^

2006-08-09T09:36:15Z

19 days until my birthday.

I GUESS I AM POSTING THIS FOR YOU, NETT.

I AM THINKING MAYBE I WILL GET INSPIRED AND RESTART FISHMACHINE MAYBE? MAYBE? Sarah's hair is really short in this one. Also: skinny?

ANYWAY, I GUESS THIS IS THE STORY OF WHY THEY ARE ALWAYS IN SARAH'S FLAT AND SARAH NEVER SEEMS TO BE ALLOWED IN FERNANDO'S HOME. OR ON HIS COMPUTER.

I like the way I am too lazy to use pens and so every line I ever drew on that piece of paper is visible. I CAN'T DRAW FIRES OKAY GUYZ.

Spam

2006-08-07T06:58:42Z

"The road Slipped away from the others
for I was wondering whether you all round athlete came for the weekend from the city Gus put on the
good-looking young woman of twenty at the time she entered Mr together and then what made me think of you was that fish dam you put Until we can manage in some way to scrape together enough cash to buy
city for tools and materials
Two days later a lathe a grinder and a
charge of conspiracy
He was told briefly and to the point that
Reluctantly the heart turns to read the halfwritten history in the
look like a couple of garden toads concerning the inception of large enterprises are apt to startle the
Shocking
ejaculated Lizzie with emotion among pleasant friends who seem to love me and at least are true
course to her home and soon both were safely sheltered from the
wrote the baron are for your eldest daughter, Leah I believe"

That was a wild night.

2006-08-05T11:45:43Z

Horsies

2006-08-04T13:01:06Z

Buck and Seth. Man these guys are totally in scale with one another.

ALSO MAN THOSE NEW YOS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE.

GARGHHJAHDJGF

2006-08-02T13:21:58Z

So I restrung Seth. The first time he was much too tight, so I redid him. It took me like 4 tries but I finally have his legs just how I want them. AND NOW I REALISE I FORGOT TO REDO HIS ARMS AND THEY ARE STUPIDLY TIGHT ARGHGFIUGWFHJGFSKGFK FUCK. x_x

I can't be bothered restringing him again. I'd have to undo the whole thing just for his DUMB OLD ARMS. ;_____;

He's just going to have to deal with retarded arms.

SETTTTTHHHH'D

2006-08-01T08:23:36Z

HAY OK SO I TOTALLY FORGOT TO POST ALL OF HIS ARRIVENESS YESTERDAY BUT HERE IT IS NOW GUYS.

Shitty photos~! This is completely just "OMGZLOLZNEWDOLL" photospam. Don't expect anything exciting or stunning.

SRSLY HOW HUGE IS THIS BOX. Having only ever bought minis and a disembodied head before I was not expecting a box the size of a child. LOLZ I LOOK FAT IN THIS PIKCHUR.

Box. Require picture.

A FOAMY DOPPELGANGER. It has been suggested I turn him into a pillow XD

HIS HEADCAP WAS BROKEN. I freaked out, as one does, but have since recovered. The cap still goes on fine and stays on. It would be a little more secure, I suppose, if I could be bothered gluing this back together.

Lazy eye! (+ upnose)

In his foamy prisons (+ upnose). I don't think I realised he had muscles?

IS HIS NOSE THE BEST NOSE EVER? YES. YES IT IS.

Spare/option hands plus the broken bit from the headcap.

I received a free dressing gown with him. It's blue with love hearts. He stands really easily, but he's mega heavy and strung really loose. I've never restrung anything, so I'm not looking forward to it.

He looks crazed in this photo! XD
Xanthe is all "YO BITCH YOU STOLE MY CHAIR. I'MMA CUT YOU."
And he is all "BLOLOL HAY CHILD U GOT DRUGZ?"

Arse shot! It is REALLY ROUND. o_o

I also took a shot of the peen, but you probably don't really want to see that.

Today I saw

2006-07-17T06:12:33Z

Superman Returns.

I can say with neither doubt nor reservation that it is the worst movie I have ever had the displeasure of viewing.

I'd never walked out of a movie before.

Dear God.

YAY ADVENTURE GAMES?

2006-07-16T14:54:33Z

I've been playing demos. I recommend Kaptain Brawe and Nearly Departed.

I've got to warn you, though.

I noticed some people saying they got STUCK in these demos. To the extent where Naphtalite has a demo WALKTHROUGH and John Green has some demo hints up. WTF.

If you cannot complete these demos, you are as DUMB AS SHIT and we are not friends anymore.

But srsly the demos are worth the download and now I am excited about release of these games. I weep with the knowledge that I will only ever be able to purchase them online.

The adventure genre is my favourite. LUCASARTS MI5 PLZ. TELLTALE YOU ARE SHITHEADS I WANT A PROPER, ENTIRE SAM & MAX GAME, NOT SHORT, SHITTY EPISODES. ALSO 2D PLZ. NO ONE LOVES 3D SAM & MAX BECAUSE 3D SAM & MAX IS FUCKING RETARDED.

ALSO SELL THESE GAMES IN STORES SO I CAN GET STAFF DISCOUNT AND A NICE MANUAL THOSE ARE PRETTY.

jig

2006-07-14T08:30:32Z

You guys have ONE guess as to who has only ONE payment left on a Unidoll UH-04 for only ONE hundred dollars.

GUESS WISELY, MY FRIENDS, FOR A WRONG GUESS WILL LEAD TO YOUR DEATHS.

Also you may guess who has the money for final payment transferring in to paypal AS WE SPEAK. Or AS I TYPE, as it were.

SRSLY WHO IS GETTING EXCITED?! JUST ME! BUT I AM GETTING EXCITED ENOUGH FOR LIKE A MAZILLION MANS.

Am going to a movie with Chloe on Monday. Probably will be seeing Pirates again, as I do not feel particularly compelled to see Superman, on account of him being a dick and all. When I view Pirates this second time, I expect it to be not HALF A FUCKING MOVIE anymore. I expect 6 piratical hours, with a proper ending.

Some whinges

2006-07-12T13:00:51Z

Why is it that every time I am looking to further engorge my ipod-consuming collection of Adam and the Ants music, the number one result I see is "I Think I'm Turning Japanese". It's always about 43085619837566903745 copies of "Turning Japanese" and nothing else. HELLO PEOPLE BUT THAT IS THE VAPOURS WHO ARE NOT IN FACT THE SAME AS ADAM AND THE ANTS. FOR A START, THEY ARE NOT AS SEXY. ALSO, THEIR SONGS ARE LESS CONCERNED WITH BDSM?

Also, to the scriptwriters of NCIS: DAMN YOU BITCHES, WHEN ARE ABBY AND MCGEE GOING TO GET IT ON?!??!?!?!?! IT IS THE EVENT WE ARE ALL WAITING ON. NOBODY CARES ABOUT DANOZO OR GIBBS OR ZOUIFUSGUFHAGSFYTDF WHATEVER HER NAME IS. WE WANT MCGEExABBY ACTIONZ.

So I saw Pirates today...

2006-07-12T09:13:41Z

Srsly, Disney, listen up.

I am expecting the next one within the next month.

If I do not receive a movie within the next month I am going to kill some guys.

I am going to dress up as a pirate and start killing guys.

I will call it a pirate jihad.

It will be your fault.

So hurry up.

And next time you have a six hour long story to tell, make a six hour long movie. Don't make a three hour long movie with like... half the story in it.

THERESA ANGRY. THERESA SMASH.